Esquire

a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.

My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.

by Jonathan January 17, 2005

Esquimo brother

Someone who banged or was banged by someone you banged or were banged by.

you banged heather too? Dude, you're my esquimo brother!!!

by iron_99 November 12, 2009

esquimalt

The other ghetto on vancouver island. If you want to get wasted, go to the cairn, saxe point or flemming. Crack babies and crack heads are everywhere. Crack heads trip out by the tim hortons in esq. There are enough prostitutes for a whole army. Esq also houses the worst gangs in esq by bamfield park.

Ghetto by the sea, the place shoaling waters! NATIVE PRIDE!

Tourist: Is this the ghetto of victoria?
Me: fuck yeah, you gonna get curb-stomped bitch
Tourist: already happened to me
Me: welcome to esquimalt

by escamoe March 9, 2007

equidrunk

The state of perfect drunkness between two people resulting in both parties thinking they had great sex, despite the unlikelihood.

"They must have been equidrunk, no way that sloppy mess I saw in the bathroom was decent sex."

by AniD00m February 11, 2014

esquedit dude

just randomly said whenever u feel like it

“hey let’s go to panera” “esquedit dude!!”

by hunty0721 October 23, 2017

Esquivel

Is one of the best people you will ever meet. It's not common to meet an one but if you do stay close because you will never meet anybody like them every again. There unique, strong, handsome, smart, and honest. Will never backstab you and will always have your back till the end.

King Esquivel is the most well respected king of all time.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Esquire

1. a guy between knight and gentleman
2. a men's magazine

1. Ah, again that cocksuckage esquire! More tea, darling?
2. Jimmy reads Esquire he's so cute and trendy

by bouncy May 14, 2007