Erwin

An erwin is a loser, someone who fails at life, someone who has horrible luck, or someone who is just really stupid.

jake: I went to go see a movie today, but when i got there it had just sold out!

Tony: You're such an erwin you should have shown up earlier.

by anton barbosa August 20, 2006

Erwin

The fattest clown and occasionally referred to as a fucking simp

why are you being such an Erwin?

by Ballnx July 30, 2020

Erwin

If you looked for a definition about "Erwin", either you were doing it for a research project or you're a Girls und Panzer fanboy

Erwin Rommel was also know as "Desert Fox"

by 7point92x57mauser September 2, 2019

Erwin

A mermaid. The name literally means "sea friend" . What does that even mean?!

PS. Could we instead write funny things for people's names according to their origins and true meanings? The glorifications are getting pretty old.

Erwin is best friends with Moana. This is why.

by your name doesn't define you October 16, 2021

Erwin

The dumbest person on planet earth

Person1: Did U see that Erwin.
Person2: Yeah poor guy

by goyfer March 11, 2019

Erwinitis

The dangerous disease of having an extremely small penis. Can lead to certain lifelong virginity.

One with erwinitis will never get laid.

by DatEren November 14, 2011

Erwin

A very straight małe with a large penis. He is attractive and will steal your girl if u aint sorted with him. However he is known to be a nonce.

That guy is Such an Erwin

by Imnotanonce6667 February 21, 2020