ERP

The worst purchase tracking software ever made. It never really works. When you think it does......you've fucked something up.

I'm gonna make a software that should help make tracking purchases but in reality will cause people to not be able to finish their regular work. It shall be called ERP!

by user458237 November 19, 2010

ERP

The cancer of this world.
It stands for Erotic RolePlay and it's a plague that must be ELIMINATED... It's commonly practiced by FFXIV (and other MMORPGs) E-Girls and people who are Fat and Gay.

Player 1: UWU *NUZZLES AND GRABS YOUR OWO*
Player 2: Take your ERP bullshit out of this game

by IHateMyLlfe January 01, 2021

ERP

The sound your stomach makes after eating Arby's for dinner.

"Edwin, I think i feel my stomach erping after that pork sandwich."

"Well Jenny, thats what you get for eating at Arby's"

by JennyDanvers March 10, 2019

Erp

A sound usually pertainign to a query, question, or just being used as an incomprehensible noise to confuse others around you

Guy#1: So, did you see that homeless man? I see he is fond of ketchup pakets.
Guy#2: Erp?

by ThatTreeOutside March 29, 2003

ERPED

the best clan there is on the game of ROBLOX, ERPED is known to do many mischievous things and hold juicy events. Their Mascot is a gorilla.

Hey man, there was an ERPED clan member in my game yesterday!

Really dude!! I LOVE ERPED!!

by liltracy6969 April 05, 2021

ERP

Eat Raw Pussy

That man said that he ERP’s when he with his girlfriend.

by ImKJ February 21, 2021

Erp

An exclamation used most commonly with a "?" to signify confusion.

Dude#1: Hey man, I went to a farm and spanked every pig there!
Dude#2: Erp?

by Alexei March 20, 2003