ERNESTO! is so god damn kind and such a child, they are one of the smartest human beings i’ve ever met and yet the stupidest at the same time. I hope you see how amazing you are, your a god damn dog, a lil puppy. Your driving is beautiful and the music is fabulous
Person 1: Yo did you see that robot?
Person 2: Yup, Ernesto built it
Person 1: Sober?
Person 2: Does it matter? Works like a charm!
Person 2: Yup, Ernesto built it
Person 1: Sober?
Person 2: Does it matter? Works like a charm!
by Uma ~ May 2, 2022
by A funny feller May 6, 2021
Ernesto is the kind of man a girl dreams about marrying one day. He is tall, athletic, handsome, incredibly smart, funny, and best of all, patient and kind. He is a dreamer who wants to be the best of the best in sports, school, and in board games (maybe a bit of an ego), but he knows how to stay humble. He is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. He is loyal and always there for you. He can be a little selfish sometimes, but if you’re lucky to be in his life, he’ll show you how much you mean to him and give so much in return. His passion and ambition make you feel the same passion and excitement so much so, you can convince yourself to follow him anywhere—even to another country. He is the only man you want by your side, now and forever for infinity.
Aw man, there is no way I can win, because Ernesto is on the field today.
I don’t want to think about a life would be without Ernesto in my life.
I don’t want to think about a life would be without Ernesto in my life.
by AIMGEE November 24, 2021
A tall handsome man with the best smile, everyone loves Ernesto. The second he walks into a room all eyes are on him and the party has officially started. He’s an alpha male and the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. If you have an Ernesto in your life consider yourself to be very very lucky. He’s rare and has a heart of gold.
by Alan_nala November 23, 2021
by iLoveSaibet July 18, 2022
A usually tall Latino guy, he looks like a giant orange traffic cone and laughs for no reason. He is like a foot taller than like everyone at his school.
by Twenth March 30, 2018
Student 1: "Is it true that Ernesto ran to be principal of UC?"
Student 2: "Yhea, but he realized he couldn't leave his students, so he forfeited."
Student 2: "Yhea, but he realized he couldn't leave his students, so he forfeited."
by C is for Cancer April 4, 2019