Erk

The screech of automobile tires as they round corners or in fast stops or extreme starts. Often drawn out for a second or two.
#1: 5-4-3-2-1 Erk! Roar! Top time? 10.035 seconds!
#2: "You're going to fast! Watch out for this curve....erk! Phew! That was close."
#3: "What is that!" erk! Thump thump......
by theErk January 05, 2013
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"erk" is the phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation "IRC", which stands for Internet Relay Chat. It can also be used as a verb, meaning to chat over IRC.
John: Wanna chat on erk?
Sally: Sure!

John: Wanna erk?
Sally: mmk.
by Michael von Preußen October 21, 2011
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Erk.

The Chief of Clan R2 and Emperor of the Erkinian Empire
Erk. owns all who oppose him
by Erk. August 18, 2006
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the feeling you get after doing some sort of pills (ie. percocet, vicodin) either by just eating them or crushing and snorting them
person1: yo whats up with robert?

person2: nutin man he did a few too many pills and now hes erked

(about the strange looking person on the couch who hasnt moved or spoke but clearly isnt sleeping)
by da king of pain February 03, 2009
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An annoying grumpy ugly obnoxious person who will never be loved by anyone
by erkssuck June 18, 2009
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a dumass way of saying you are pissed off
by Pat and Brandon July 07, 2006
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A rare and uncommon phenomenon in which a person attempts open a car door simultaneously with the owner of the car unlocking it, resulting in the car door remaining in a locked position.
hey clark, did you just erk it?
by B to the K April 26, 2009
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