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The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.
"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"
by Inevitibility April 28, 2017
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Epistemoligize

Understanding ethical matters threw demostration and edification.The supream source of knowledge and a person who teaches it.A graphical demostraion of charts and morals,intelligently composed..
I have an exempt belief of human genetics that have been Epistemoligized
Epistemoligize can be spelled with begging prefix captilized or not...
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epitomic

Possessing snowboarderistic qualities
she's pretty epitomic
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Family-Knowledge-Brain&Skull-Exploding. Due to being too close to your family and or learning things about them that cause your brain&skull to explode.
"Dude my mom told me about the day she gave birth to me and I almost had a taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion"

"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"
by GGfrmTX April 25, 2012
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epicdemic

1. An epidemic of Epic.

2. The rapid spread of an action, reaction, phrase, or general state of being which is Epic in nature.
John "Nerdfighters are so awesome!"

Hank "Nerdfighting is an epicdemic! HOO HAA! NERDFIGHERS!"
by NerdfighterSquared February 10, 2009
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epistemophobia

Epistemophobia is fear from knowledge
Mother: Son this is your first day in school you will learn how read, write...
Son: I'm afraid mom
This is Epistemophobia
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facebook epidemic

something, like a note, that spreads like wildfire throughout facebook.
Facebook Epidemic: Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose at least 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.(Or I just literally tagged randoms eventually) (To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)
by cmakk January 30, 2009
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