episcopal school dallas

1. A school full of lax bro's and athletes. They pride

themselves on athletics but only have 2 good teams.

2. Where rich white kids go, to get away from

lacrosse and country clubs.

3. Where cheating is okay, and people

get into college by donating a building.

Preppy Boy 1: Man your lax skills are insane. Where do you go to school?
Preppy Boy 2: Episcopal school dallas, man, they have insane sports.
Preppy Boy 1: Figured.

by laxalldayeveryday March 9, 2017

Episcopal High School

Houston, Texas. The high school where all of the rich druggies, the rich stupid people (usually the same people as the rich druggies in the case of EHS as it turns out), and the ridiculously good (possibly juicing) people at sports go

I am a rich stupid druggie and go to Episcopal High School
I am good at sports, so i go to EHS

by octopusconsumer April 13, 2008

Episcopal High School

High school in Alexandria, VA where girls get up at 6 AM everyday to straighten their hair, then put on clothing that makes them look like tye-died watermelons or oversized easter eggs. All the guys look exactly the same as well, and after school and on weekends get out their pink polos and skater shoes and go longboarding. Episcopal kids can't play sports, as much as they'd like to think they can.

A few days in the life of Episcopal:
Crisis. A big couple just broke up. All freshman girls can be seen crying to each other's rooms even though none of them actually knew either person in the couple.
Crisis. I lost my small black northface. It must be somewhere on campus.
Crisis. I didn't get the room I wanted next year, my life is therefore over.
Crisis. Even though I don't actually play lacrosse I lost my lax stick. Lax is life.
Crisis. The OC didn't come on this week.

by Rob Hershey June 30, 2005

Episcopal High School

The school that has a nasty habit of losing to Woodberry Forest on a regular basis, especially in football, in which Woodberry has won far more of the 104 games that have been played between the schools.

EHS Guy 1: Damnit! We lost to Woodberry again! Hannah, where are you going?
Hannah (EHS Girl and EHS Guy 1's Girlfriend): I'm going over to talk to that Woodberry guy. Stop whining so much, you're not good at sports, accept that.

by 05 April 21, 2005

Episcopal Academy

The best school in the planet. All of the girls are super pretty and the guys are intelligent and athletic. Send your kid here and they will end up like bill gates.

Whats the best school in the world?
Episcopal Academy no cap.

by ummmokwtf February 2, 2021

Episcopal High School

The worst school in the Houston area. 99% of the people there are major potheads. They think they are the hsit, but they are really not. THey are high- rich preppy ass kids who suck at lacrosse. Yea EHS sucks

Episcopal High School Rich bitches suck a lot.

by Guess Who? January 23, 2005

Episcopal Academy Girl

Girl who go to the Episcopal Academy who think they are the shit. These girls walk around there million dollar campus with there designer clothes and accessories like they're all that and truthfully THEY ARE. they are the perfext main line girls they have money, looks and smarts and can party while still acting classy. sure they can be bitches if they don't like you they wont act fake. everyone wants to be them because they're perfect and practically main line royalty, episcopal academy classes '09-'12 appproved.. class '13 get ready for episcopal academy uppper school and the time of your lives.

baldwin and AIS girls: look at those episcopal academy girl, wish we could be that smart, hot and get all the guys

by reppppin' episcopal girls May 12, 2009