fat envelope

The thicker envelope one receives from a school that has accepted one for admission, as opposed to a thin envelope containing a rejection letter.

I got the fat envelope from Harvard!

by ChadwickEsq May 28, 2011

butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

envelopmental journalism

Practice in journalism where journalists are given money in envelopes so they would write favorable reports about the person giving them money. It's another term for payola.

Envelopmental journalism is practiced by corrupt and greedy journalists.

by ARiCE September 16, 2004

Inner Office Envelope

An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.

Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.

Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.

Theresa: *sigh*

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

Soggy envelope

When someone cums in an envelope and sends it to you coz you can’t have sex in person

My girlfriends so great she sends me a soggy envelope everyday

by Rorytheracingcar7 November 9, 2019

envelope licker

Homosexual female, lesbian.

Don't bother with her man.
Why not?
She's an envelope licker.
Eh?
She licks the flaps!

by pab September 20, 2004

golden envelope

When one urinates into another's buttcrack

Hey slut spread your cheeks, I'm about to deliver a golden envelope.

by lotymike July 9, 2009