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mormon endowment

Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason. Brigham Young, the second mormon prophet said, "Your endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the House of the Lord, which are necessary for you, after you have departed this life, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father, passing the angels who stand as sentinels, being enabled to give them the key words, the signs and tokens, pertaining to the Holy Priesthood, and gain your eternal exaltation in spite of earth and hell." (Journal of Discourses 2:31).

In 1990 the endowment was changed to remove the masonic penalties, wherein mormons formerly vowed that if they revealed the temple secrets they could have their life taken in various ways. Also women no longer vowed to be obedient to their husbands unconditionally, but only on the condition that he listened to God i.e. he wasn't a bastard and was "righteous". Probably due to the feminist movements growing within the church.

The tokens are secret handshakes you need to get to heaven, and you have to know their names, and their signs (made holding your hands and arms in various positions).
by The light bringer December 13, 2010
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My La Salle Online Enrollment

(Adj.) Backward, Primitive, Inefficient, Preposterous, Foolish

(Noun) An extensive computer network full of useless surfing policies and poor server integrity.
Kira, don't be My La Salle Online Enrollment. You're bringing yourself down.
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Enjoyment

A word that is used when you want to talk about getting high on marijuana publicly so that people wont know that you are talking about weed.
Bear: Hey are we going to go enjoy some enjoyment tonight?
Tappy: Yeah dude i really wanna get really enjoyed!
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Dual-Enrollmentish

The state of only being partially enrolled in college or advanced classes while engaged in a High School curriculum.
"I signed up for AP and Honors, but I am going to focus on those because they are important." "Oh, so you did Dual-Enrollmentish"
by BettyEpstein April 9, 2013
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Enjoyment

A Greek name given to shakalima at his birth
This mandems needs enjoyment
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Enjoyment

A greek name given to shakalima on his day of birth
Sbwl enjoyment
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National Endowment for the Arts

The mega-organization responsible for performing plastic-surgery organ/muscle-augmentation on human models so that they'll look better in paintings and sculptures.
Don't be fooled by --- or envious of --- those "luscious" paintings of curvaceously-buxom ladies and huge-muscled guys --- a lot of the models for those artworks have been "detailed" by the National Endowment for the Arts.
by QuacksO May 11, 2018
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