Enoch

A large Asian man who is perpetually bored which is apparent due to his constant reiteration of "I'm bored". Unfortunately for those around him, this essentially means that someone is not going to get pussy tonight considering that he is a cock block beyond a galaxial scale. If Enoch is around you and he's bored, you are not getting laid tonight. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 or pussy. He also has an obsession with a store he proudly dubs "Cit Co". If you actually understand what is coming out of his mouth, you have more patience than Jesus. Then again, Jesus makes miracles and two of which would be to stop Enoch from cock blocking and make him speak proper English.

Chase: Dood brahh, so I was making out with Collen the other day and then I heard 'I'm Bored' outside my room. Fucking A man, what a cock block. He then asked me if I wanted to go to Cit Co" and for some reason, I agreed to go.
Enoch: I'm bored.
Chase: Doood, you just said that.
Enoch: No!

by Enoch Zhuu November 25, 2009

Enoch

A wild creature that likes to eat feet, they used to live deep in the ocean, but they have stupidly left and migrated to the sky’s where they go in to airplanes and naw on feet. Recently however we’re seeing them near the ground level. There are trillions still in the ocean, but quintillions in the sky. Less than 2 million have been seen on land. The ones on the land like to eat faces rather than feet. Which has confused scientists for the past few years.

When on an airplane.
Girl: “Ouch! An Enoch bit my foot off!”
Guy”That’s all right.”

On the ground. (More recently)

Guy:”that Enoch are my girlfriends face off”
Other girl”want me instead?”
Guy”sure why not my old girl is dead now”

by Thomasdude May 20, 2022

Enoch

An Indian reservation.Can be used to describe how intoxicated you became.

Lastnight I was drunk as the whole town of Enoch

by Dozer12 December 22, 2008

Enoch

Enoch is the name for a cristian boy who doesn't know how to give up. He is always persevering and is also good with the ladies. Guys watch out, mr steal your girl has joined your school. Though he can be anoying sometimes, he is a good person.

Who is Enoch?

by Who is Enoch? March 28, 2020

Enoch

1. An incredibly fat nigga who quakes the ground when he walks.
2. Past the point of big nigga.
3. Maximum chonk achieved

Daniel : Bruh look over there.
David: Is that a mufuckin Enoch?

by Bloonigga June 13, 2019

Enoch

He's a bitch and he is gay and he likes VIEN

OMG Enoch's such a bitch

by ENICHER June 19, 2019

Enoch

A boy who has beautiful eyes and can be mature sometimes but other times can be a jerk and don't tell Enoch your secret because he surely won't keep them

Friend:look their is Enoch giggles*
Other Friend:I heard he can't be trusted but he sure has pretty eyes

by Lotus flower July 17, 2019