Empty Egg Carton

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.

That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton

by CrippledCow February 19, 2020

empty barrel

Quote by Plato: “An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”

Vessel, empty barrel, drum, can, bucket, brain, or whatever.

by PawPawDog October 20, 2017

Empty Choices

The art of trying to make it look like someone's got a choice while narrowing their own ability to choose what they want to do.

Example: -
Person 1: - It's your choice but would you like to take your brothers and sisters out to the shops or the park.
Person 2: - '*thinks* "well I wasn't planning to take them, but you'll moan if I don't :| err empty choices Oo"' the parks fine.
Person 1: - Great, well it's your choice remember...
Person 2: - *Sigh* yup :/

by Matthew Parkes March 21, 2010

empty barrel

Empty barrel is a term used by older generations (baby boomer and older) that refers to a person who exhibits bluster and puts forth loud uniformed opinions to get attention. {attention-seeker} {loud mouth} {liar} {trouble-maker}

That politician is nothing more than an empty barrel.

by Philly Wordsmith October 20, 2017

Empty headlock

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days

Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

by Charlie Murphy esq October 24, 2016

empty clips

To shoot a gun and use the whole clip

This nigga talkin shit lets empty clips in his face

by xXL3G3NDC1TYXx February 4, 2018

Empty Dress

Usually used in regards a woman. after you get past all the glamor and glitz, there is nothing worth staying for.

Man: thought you liked her
Man 2: no turned out to be an empty dress

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch August 5, 2011