etification

Selfish satisfaction

Leanne’s generosity towards others was perpetually stymied by her need for etification.

by John Holt PC November 2, 2018

Emojication

The process by which one becomes educated in the art of defining life with emojis. From the verb emojicate.

His emojication suffered terribly due to his insistence on communicating verbally.

by Jack Ravenclaw November 24, 2021

Endoification

Adding needless “do”s to language or phrases where they add no value (frequently by podcast hosts).

That podcast is an excellent example of the endoification of our language. The host was all, “I do think this.” and “I do think that.”

by bweagle January 26, 2024

eweifications

Da total/overall effects of some action regarding girl-sheep, as opposed to "boy bleaters".

Da eweifications of timely shearing is not only dat said adorable fluffy females will be cooler and more comfy in da summer, but also dat it will be easier for their little ones to nurse without all of dat long fuzzy stuff in da way. Da wool is usually of better quality prior to lambing, as well.

by QuacksO April 15, 2024