emobaby

One who is easily subject to depressive behavior and will often experience symptoms of self-pity, crying and occasionally, acts of self-inducing pain. An emobaby does not necessarily have to be of punk nature (emos), but may follow the same ideologies.

Many emobabies cry in their pillows, and make feeble poems and notes on their xanga or facebook walls in attempt for pity remarks from their friends.

mary: what? you had sex with jessica last night?
joe: cmon mary, i was totally wasted last night and it was only for shits and lols
mary: thats it, we're over with!
joe: stop being an emobaby and suck on my wiener

by ua89 March 21, 2008

eRobber

A person who excels in swindling items from Ebay without paying for them. Often a self-proclaimed title, due to the scarceness of witnesses to this horrific crime.

eVictim - It appears some afro weilding American citizen, unrespective of the law and using extreme and cunning tactics, took my David Attenborough educational DVD without my further permission nor have I received any payment for said item and as of today, he still hasn't given it back or paid for it.

ePasser-by - Guess he's an eRobber.

eVictim - Darn.

by godzillaeatsurmam July 14, 2009

emobot

A whining, depressed, self defeatist. Best used by Transformers fans, or Transfans, because the king emobot was Rodimus Prime.

Man, did you hear Rodimus talking to himself how he'll never live up to Optimus Prime? What an emobot

by ObiJay September 9, 2003

emosbian

a certian emo chick that is also a lesbian

those girls are emo and lesbians, therefore they are emosbians, i would never be an emosbian

by Wiglaff January 16, 2008

emoboy

emo boys are sensitive boys, many people think they are sad, and they often are, but theyre not whining about it. those who say: hey look at me am sad, please, look at me! im dressedup all emo today, are posers, emoboys are not whining about anything, and doesent care mostly for themselves, but for their friends, if they have friends though... the clothing style for emoboys can be different from person to person, but the most comon is they have long hair in the front that covers one of the eyes, and short and shaggy/spiky in the back, and they are wearing skintight dark coloured clothes, with a hoody jacket. and some use eyeliner.
many people think that emo is gay but thats not the case, but some emoboys who are single kiss with other friends of same genderemofile this is called emokiss.

boy1: look, that is a real depressed gay dude, kissing with another real depressed gay!
boy2: ohh you are such a dork, those arent gay, those are emofile emoboys, they kiss because they need to feel love from someone else.
boy1: wanna make out? i feel alone and have no one to love me...
boy2: im not a emoboy stupid!

by jeeX.x October 7, 2006

emobese

Obesity onset by excessive eating due to to being depressed.

I thought about getting back together with my ex until I saw she got emobese.

by Keitmarshall May 9, 2011

emobagging

Using language in a way that loads a concept with unnecessary emotionally-charged baggage.

Person A "We're all going to hell!"
Person B "Quit emobagging, we're not going to hell…"

by Aesthir July 19, 2018