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Emo Boys

Emo boys have figured out that if they pretend to have the same gushy emotions as teenage girls they will score with those girls more often.
Dude, the reason Emily won't go out with you is you're not enough like Emo boys.
by OldSarge July 10, 2010
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emo boys are the hottest guys ever. most wear tight pants and have black hair, of course, this is also a steriotype. but yesh, emo guys are very sexy.
girl#1: "omg look at that emo guy over there sitting by himself"
girl#2: "yea omg, im going to go and play with his hair"
girl#1: "-shoots the other girl- not if i do first"
girl#1 goes and marrys the very sexy emo guy and they make hudreds of emo babies.

in other words, emo boys are sexy :
by dkgjj July 24, 2008
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Listen people!
Emo boys are not all that great.
I read all of your defitions and I'm quite confused.
Emo boys are usually 16 year old acne ridden white upper middle class boys who whine and complain about being grounded for stealing their little sisters jeans.
You say that the reason their hot is because their emotional and sensitive.
Ladies,their are tons of sensitive guys out there who are actually compassionate to ACTUAL HUMAN SUFFERING AND PAIN(e.i. recent bombing in Pakistan) so as not to spend a whole saturday afternoon listening to Finch and blogging at LiveJournal about how the Homeroom class oztracises him so much.
And you talk about how creative and intelligent their conversation is.
3/4ths of the emo boy population doesn't even know who Allan Ginsberg is.
But I dare you to ask the school papers lit. editor and he'll tell you his favorite is Oscar Wilde.
I'm not saying their bad people, I'm just saying that their not as mature as the rest of the male populace.
And for the record...I'm a chick,so I should know.
Emo boys,play some White Stripes for god's sakes!
by Gabby G. November 12, 2007
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emo boys are mostly prepubescent adolescent cuntbags who grow their hair excessively long, straighten it, and swoosh it across their face. after the 3 hours that takes, they squeeze into their 3 y/o sister's pants and put on a very tight band shirt (i.e. hawthorne heights, taking back sunday, hawthorne heights.... and hawthorne heights). most usually put on eyeliner, which is a task since their hair is perfectly swooshed across their forehead. after preparing for their night, they go take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror, and then hold the camera in the air and barely glance at it. finally, a pic of themselves that subtly show off the scars on their puny arms, noticeably a cry for attention. they then post these pics online and write sucky poems about their ex g/f's and how life is a tragedy..... <exit an emo boy night>
ted: LMAO!!!! look at those faggots!!!
bill: No dude, those are emo boys.
ted: is there a difference?
bill: ......i dont know.
by Curtis eff July 31, 2006
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Damn.. those emo boys are fine....
by Billy joe bob January 25, 2014
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A emo is some one with long hair, likes jeans have really tight clothes and likes heavy music some ppl think they cry and r gay also they slit their wrists. But i dont and neither do my friends i some times cry
girl chav: oh wow look some emo boys i bet they have a knifes and he slits his wrists
Emo: arrrrghh get off my wrist
Girl Chav: hey he has no cuts
by john.w May 14, 2006
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Emo boys are often conformists with very strict rules about what clothes to wear and what hairstyles they should have. They only love other emo people so therefore they are also elitists. They are often gay or femme. They are in touch with their emotions, but not others emotions and are very immature. They are egocentric and love themselves so much they must talk and sing about themselves all the time. They have no backbone and cannot take criticism very well and will cry if you call them babies. They look dopey and would be better off with blonde hair. They look like anime characters so they belong in a cartoon world. I love them.
The Emo Boys cried all night long when the little emo girl punched each of them in the foot.
by Crow boy July 16, 2007
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