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emo douchebaggery

Emo kids who think their totally hot shit that take themselves to seriously. This does not apply to all emo kids, just the ones that think their amazing and act like complete and total douche-bags for no apparent reason.
examples of emo douchebaggery


1) the sideways peace sign.

2) showing off drinking/smoking/drugs to seem cool.

3) being overly loud/obnoxious to draw attention to ones self.

4) constantly talking in scene/emo lingo.

5) fucking over friends.

6) using internet/txt lingo out loud.

7) thinking your totally popular and amazing when in reality your only friends are the myspace friends you've never actually met.

8) thinking your totally hxc when in reality your a fob loving poser.

9) hitting things or acting metal or tough to prove how hxc you are when your really just a pussy.

10) sending n00dz.

11) referring to yourself in 3rd person.

12) claiming to love photography when you know nothing about it.

13) claiming to be an artist when all you draw is anime.

14) saying your a writer when all you write is 1st grade level poetry about life sucking.

15) adding "the" or "ster" to your name.
by xexilia March 20, 2009
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Emo Dan

a)a force to be reckon with

b)This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Emodan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Emodan.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Emodan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Emodan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Emodan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Emodan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Emodan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Emodan have failed.

c)Unforgotten Legend
"Oh Man,I hear Emo Dan is gonna be here soon, lets get out of here"

"Do you know who my boyfriend is? Emo Dan"

"Yo I work for Emo Dan"
by Katrina Hours May 18, 2008
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emo douche bag

A sad devolving sect of humanity that is decaying the very essence of true metal music by listening to shitty emo butt rock bands like Atreyu. Much like the Hair Band movement of the 80's we will evolve out of this stage and later regret how much good metal music digressed for the sake of these emo douche bags.
If you listen to Atreyu you might be an emo douche bag. I will shit on Dan Jacob's face... Then he will have something to cry about... My shit on his face... Now thats emotional!! Eat my balls bitches.
by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007
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Gothic-emo-dork

A person who wears a lot of black and is very emotional may listen to emo/goth/punk bands. Tends to be a social outcast often vegetarian. Kind of dork in a lovable way the friends they do have like them a lot
person 1: I am a gothic-emo-dork

person 2: I suddenly have the urge to make a baby with you
by RayRAydd February 11, 2006
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emo dance

The main purpose of Emo Dancing is to show others how completely at one you are with the music. To show how passionate you are about it, like the mentality is "I have nothing else in life, music and self-expression are my everything".
Look out for these Emo Dance moves at a scuzzy, dirty gig venue near you:

1) Primarily practiced by the male of the species, but occasionally by the drunk/high Emo Chick, one holds onto the right ankle with the right hand, and jumps about, moving the leg up and down in a jerk-knee movement in time with excessive head-banging.
2) Emo Chick favourite - the girl puts her arms into the air, or entangles them in her back-combed hair, and jumps up and down, round and round, kicking up the legs as if she's trying to kick her own ass.
3) The classic choice when in an extremely space-limited mosh pit, for either girls or guys. Raise one arm in that stupid fist-and-finger-salute thing, and jump up and down repeatedly.
by Poplinda February 6, 2007
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emo dance

Emo "dance" is usually called "skanking", or throwing it down - "throwdown". It's made up of throwing your arms and legs in random directions with a lot of swerving motions. There are some actual moves aswell. This is just very general.
Usually seen at concerts.

One of the basic moves is to throw one leg where the other one is as you remove the other one. So then theres a replacing. and its repeated.

ex. Left leg replaces the right as it swings over, then the right leg swings over to where the left leg was.

That would be a type of "emo dance"
by cecilia. April 30, 2006
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Emo dangling

To dangle an emo out of a window via a bungee cord
Oh shit man, Lil Chris is gonna get BOID.
hes been emo dangling
by WESLY aka Wins October 8, 2007
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