Emerson

Emerson is the most loving, caring, kind person you will ever meet. When you need someone to cheer you up, he will be there to do it. When you need a shoulder to cry on he will always listen to you no matter how crazy you sound. Not to mention he looks like a GOD, literally. An Emerson has the softest hair and the strongest hands. Emerson’s and usually very tall but they are like a friendly giant. Emerson’s have the biggest hearts and are so caring for the people they love it is impossible not to fall in love with him. And when he makes a promise he stands by it, he will always try to make you smile no matter how bad your day was and it will always work:)

“Wow do you see that guy over there?! He looks like he came from heaven!”

“Yea...that’s Emerson for you”

by Baby angel lover 229 December 14, 2017

Emerson College

A fairly well known liberal arts college located in the heart of Boston, with specialties in the performing arts, film, journalism, and communications. Overall, a pretty kick ass place, especially since Jay Leno and the Fonz are alum. Students are artsy.

Yeah, that Emerson College student may be gay or artsy, but he will totally be in a movie later.

by lexie2304 July 27, 2010

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

A famous seventies-era progressive rock band that has been largely forgotten by today's youth. ELP played long, orchestral jazz/rock/fusion peices that are best accompanied by some good chronic.

Every aspiring drummer should listen to Carl Palmer's awexome drum solo on Tank.

Fanfare for the Common Man, Lucky Man, Knife Edge, Tank, Karn Evil 9.

Tom: Emerson, Lake & Palmer... weren't they the backup band on a Dashboard Confessional tour?

Joe: *Smash*

Tom: Agh... my ovaries.

by Tabernak! July 22, 2006

Emerson

A very charming and sweet person who everyone wants to be around. Emerson's are the coolest and most amazing person you'll ever meet.

Did you see that guy that stopped the robber? - man
Yeah I know him his name is Emerson - man's girlfriend
Shoulda figured. - man

by TheMercifulSword November 25, 2016

Emerson

An Emerson has a giant cock and is a ladies ma. He's good at sports and is very mixed in talent.

Girl 1: OMG Emerson is so hot
Girl 2: He Is mine

Emerson: There is plenty to share

by hotchetto123 April 5, 2020

Emerson Spartz

The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for Harry Potter fans. Is also very good-looking. Also met J.K. Rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. May be considered a God by some. Is a master at singing the Notre Dame fight song. Opresses delusional shippers.

During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...

by Mace Windows September 12, 2008

Emerson Jr/sr high school NJ

The most shittiest high school in all of New Jersey & Shittiest high school you will ever be in your life The special education will literally treat you like a baby if you’re really autistic And seek grown ass kids play Minecraft you will have a 45% chance of being raped by someone or a Junior in that school please warn your parents don’t go to this fucking school

Yo bro Emerson Jr/Sr high school NJ is a crappy school don’t go there

by Lumpy funker August 2, 2019