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Emery

Extremely captivating guy, who could easily be mistaken as otherworldly hot. Sexy voice. Sweet when he wants to be, but always enchanting. Very seductive kisser. Wise beyond his years, can make mothers blush and daughters melt. He was the inspiration behind the pringles slogan "once you pop, you cant stop."
"wow, he's so hot, must be an emery."

or "i can't get this guy out of my head! must be an emery."
by ksjsublime February 7, 2010
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Emery

Godlike, Angelic, commonly mistaken as Jesus;most amazing being you will ever meet. She is totally a she; not a cross dresser, a screamo band, and does not have facial hair. If ever in the presence of an Emery one must kiss her feet. EMERYY ROCKS <3 YA!!
"Wow Emery has a really smooth face....totally not a crossdresser"

"Emery Reminds me of pope john paul, minus 100 years and the beard."
by R Marshall October 24, 2008
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Emery

An emo but slightly screamo band on a Christian label.
Good songs include: Walls, The Secret, Fractions

Emery > You
by A big old cup o' poop. November 3, 2004
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Emery

Screamo band that is the epitome of awesome. Mixing lyrics that are both self-exploring as well as faintly spiritual, Emery blasts listeners with an unusually fresh sound. Their songs have a tendency to be intentionally profound, using rhythm breaks and escalating volumes to shout out a certain word or phrase. The main singer's (Toby's) voice is deeper and much more mellow than you'd expect, but he can stretch it to pleasing heights. There's also a screaming element that is basically background to the music and lyrics as a whole, but also captures this element of extremity that they obviously desire to show.

So far, they have two albums: The Weak's End and The Question. Both have their share of intense songs as well as quiet, escalating songs that seem to have a little more meaning to them.

Emery also throws a sweet concert, where the intensity of their music is greatly emphasized. Moshers will love them.

Best songs:

Walls, Ponytale Parades, Fractions, Under Serious Attack, So Cold I Can See My Breath, Studying Politics
Bill: I like to divide
Tod: Well then you'd like Fractions by Emery an awesome band.
by Audio August 30, 2005
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Emery

A true dictator among the mortals. Emerys cannot be killed. They will not be killed. Emerys have a natural attraction to Kermits and use Kermit as an inspiration for all of their various torture techniques. Female Emerys are all powerful war crime committing goddesses while males of the species are slightly less powerful and known for their acts of homicide.
emery is a frickin godess so i must pray to her regularly to avoid getting dismantled.
by notatampon December 23, 2020
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Emery

A thotty ass girl who thinks they are thic but are flat as a board. They go through at least 5 boys a week and has a ton of fake friends.
Emery: OMG! I'm so thiccccc
anyone else: Is that Emery or a piece of paper
by Nobody.special November 25, 2019
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emeri

a loveable girl....who everyone wants to hook up with! Someone who rules the school and has a partner in crime and is always with her..She can slay life without a doubt and has the most flawless smile
Emeri is a goddess
by watermelon1237 December 26, 2016
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