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eMachines

Cheap and shitty computers that the
salesman always points to when helping newbs.
Fuck... My mom got a emachines...
by XIII November 7, 2004
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Emachines

Cheap as bread computer manufacturer, they do still in 2008 making these computer out of hardware from years ago for saving alot, exemple of this is, they still use pentium 4 because emachines hits the market of computer unknowledged people. Most of the hardware come from Taiwan or poor countrys so they save millions for that. I hate also when people say vista go faster than XP.

-Synonym of Cheapest
-Antonym of Gaming PC
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-Me : Hey dude, you are buying a new PC?

-else : yea, im getting an Emachines

-Me : Mhh .. you should let me build your, it will be way more powerful .. like so MUCH

-else : What? build a computer? are you crazy maniac? there is conpanys that build computer, and you are not dell or hp so you can't build this!

-Me : Yes you can, and no vista will not make your computer go faster

-Else : Shut up, you don't know anything about computer!
by AthlonZ64 December 22, 2008
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