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by i'm hilarious, i know March 11, 2010

Elton

A strong man, who's genuine and charming. He doesn't break hearts. He's a really good kisser. It's scientifically proven, men named Elton are compatible with women with names beginning with the letter K. Elton is loud, cheerful and noisy but he'll make the whole world laugh. He's romantic and unpredictable. He can be confusing sometimes but believe his word. Eltons are not the type to let you down.

Elton and I kissed last night, damn it was so memorable.

by T.karisma August 20, 2019

Elton John

Sir Elton John= Brilliant. With both great music and a powerful stage show, he is one of the greatest musicians to ever live. With hits such as "Your Song", "Candle in the Wind" and "Can you Feel the Love Tonight". He was born in 1947 and went big in 1970 with the album "Elton John". He is still making music today and is as popular as ever.

"The Elton John version of Piano Man would beat the crap out of Billy Joel's."

by Stephen Hawking February 21, 2004

elton's delight

Another name for an anus. Name after the famous gay singer Elton John

I am gonna stick this carrot up my Elton's Delight

by LG1998 May 6, 2021

Tell it to Elton

A response to someone's complaint that they didn't get what they feel they deserved.

Similar to 'Talk to the hand'.

Guy 1: Dude, I total earned that money.
Guy 2: You broke the mower, ripped up the garden. How do you deserve anything?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was sweating out there!
Guy 2: Tell it to Elton.

by TheCommish36 May 29, 2009

...and Elton John's Straight

This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.

RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee June 11, 2006

Elton John

Reginald Kenneth Dwight "Elton John". Is an amazingly talented Piano Player. He is highly respected by millions. Others choose to hate him, because he is a Homosexual. Personally, I don't think that his sexual orientation effects his talent to play the piano. Everyone knows atleast one famous Elton John song; Elton John is a legend.

Some songs by Elton John are, Your Song, Candle in the Wind, Circle of Life, Rocket Man, Tiny Dancer. Just to name a few.

by Mildew June 28, 2006