EJ 

Shortened from Ejaculate, is another word for jizz(ing)

Girl: ...and then he just EJed on my face!!

EJ by some_random_girl June 28, 2009

EJ 

EJ stands for extra juicy, that's it.

"That kid is soooooooooooooo EJ."

EJ by No one suspicious October 15, 2016

EJ 

an epic and cool dude who pretends to have sex all the time but will never taste a cooch in his life

wow you are an EJ!

EJ by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 31, 2022

EJ 

Sickest kid at silver creek

Girl: did you see that kid who is dope af today?
Girl #2: yea, that’s EJ

EJ by Dwayne the glock Johnson September 22, 2018

EJ 

an elbow job, similar in motion a to hand job, but using the inside of your or your partner's elbow

Man, I got a mean EJ the other day!

EJ by xNakerx March 18, 2015

EJ 

Refers to when a man ejaculates into a males mouth while they are sleeping, preferably while they are sleeping on a couch. Often referred to as a "prank" it is widely considered as sexual offense

x: yo toby fell asleep on the couch.

xx: We should prank him, should I EJ him?

x: Yeah! It would be hilarious.

xxx: Wouldn't that be rape?

EJ by ehvanjouhol June 5, 2022

EJ 

To fist a girl

Me and my girlfriend caught my father attempting to EJ my mother

EJ by MrMondayNite June 3, 2014