Bloody Export

You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.

When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.

The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.

I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.

by Dylong October 28, 2018

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Exportionist

Someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis.

Son: Mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.

Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!

Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
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Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.

John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.

Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...

by Wonkabar July 22, 2009

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Export 'A'

The best kind of cigarettes canada has to offer!!
Medium King size is the shit

''Im really craving Export 'A' a smoke that can hit the spot!!''

by Martin J March 25, 2006

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export my database

To release one's waste into the appropriate bathroom appliance. To have a shit. To "do a dump".

"Marcus, old chap; might you perchance come and check over my source code? For Apache is spitting out a tirade of parse errors!"

- "In a minute, friend. I'm just off to export my database."

by defproc July 11, 2006

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