Dirty Egyptian

To do the 'Dirty Egyptian' is for one person (the masturbator) to simultaneously masturbate (often quite energetically) two other people using one hand on each recipient. The recipients are positioned behind and in front of the masturbator so when the deed is being carried out the instagator looks like they are walking like an Egyptian (ref the 1986 Bangles hit "Walk Like An Egyptian").

The Dirty Egyptian can sometimes be witnessed on the London underground late at night when passing through some of the less salubrious places on the network. This more public version is, however, normally carried out through clothing and generaly starts off as a frottage.

Chardonnay was being frottaged by a couple of guys on the tube last night so she decided to be a good sport and helped them to a dirty Egyptian.

by Orangenbaum March 8, 2013

bum fuck egypt

The middle of fucking nowhere.

I missed a turn and ended up in Bum Fuck Egypt.

by Puddintane September 10, 2003

Egyptian Tomb Raider

When, during seemingly straight porn, another gentleman appears from off screen and proceeds to fuck the male who is fucking the female

Dude I was watching this porn last night and they totally pulled an Egyptian tomb raider!

by ReachR April 15, 2015

Stiff Egyptian

Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.

Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.

by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg December 15, 2018

Egyptian Brakepedal

Your car horn. So called because in the middle east the horn is used much more often than the brakes when driving.

The guy at the green light wouldn't move his freakin car so we all started laying on the old Egyptian Brakepedal until he drove off.

by The Machine October 16, 2008

egyptian bowtie

An Egyptian Bowtie is when you are all ready to execute Egyptian Goggles but get tired half way up and just drape your balls on your loving and supportive partners neck area. For this to be official, each testicle must rest perfectly on each side of the trachea.

Man, I was all about that Egyptian Goggles, but made an audible and went straight Egyptian Bowtie.

by Lazerwolf1980 August 10, 2019

Egypt day

A day where you eat strawberry candies that you find at the bottom of your purse, wear a PW mask, and change your background to horses. This day originated in the right side of Mr. Rhoads classroom. Celebrated on may 12

Person: Its egypt day!
Other person: whats that?
Person: look it up

by Allybish May 12, 2021