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Ham & Egger

A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.
While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.
by RexRacer June 20, 2008
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egbert

a kind, caring, passionate, loving, heartfelt person who likes nothing more than surrounding himself with friends and family whenever possible. A shoulder to lean on. He will always be there for u no matter what.
Egbert is awesome.
by egbert67 August 19, 2010
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John Egbert

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by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022
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John Egbert

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF
"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"
by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018
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Egger

An annoying or idiotic person. Usually does not understand simple things and has a large forehead.
Ellie is such an Egger. When I said my house was on a hill, she thought I meant IN the hill!
by MassivePeen5 June 23, 2020
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Hot Egger

An egger fart that is accompanied by the release of a just a little wet viscous aka shart at the same time.

While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.
The boys sleepover quickly ended when Damian dropped a hot egger and bros couldn’t get out of the basement fast enough.

I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.

I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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eggett

Anyone who is smart, sophisticated, ready for action, or going to egg a house. Also if referencing to a noun..eggett can be a heavy object or "has attributes of an egg."
As a noun "The rock is an eggett"

As a verb "I will eggett bob's house."
by Travis Eggett January 12, 2008
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