eeyoric

adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.

Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.

She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.

Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.

by gnostic1 March 19, 2011

Eeyore

a Priscila, someone who gets very sad and then indulges in Red Velvet Cake.

Put that Red Velvet Cake down and stop acting like Eeyore.

by derfishsquiggi September 28, 2011

Eeyore

Eeyore is one of is not the most loved characters in the Winnie the Pooh series. He is lovely and sweet and is best friends with tigger who is bouncy and generally the opposite of eeyore but no matter their differences they are still best friends!

“Eeyore was happy to live out his days. Moping and grazing and grazing and moping. He had long believed that to be happy he mustn’t be concerned with others...until he met tigger

by Saucyboiiiii November 24, 2018

Eeyorgasm

1. Someone who climaxes making sounds similar to a donkey's bray.

2. A lover so lugubrious not even sexual climax can abate his depression.

He was so depressed I had to spend all day cleaning up after his eeyorgasm.

He apologized for his eeyorgasm: "I probably really enjoyed that and you probably really didn't. I'm sorry."

by 3musk June 17, 2009

eeyore

Eeyore is a fictional character from The Adventures of Pooh and Friends, who is known as the depressing donkey. Nowadays, calling someone an Eeyore subliminally means calling someone an emo asshole, taken from his literal description of character.

"OMG Stephen, I don't give a crap about your lies you fricken EEYORE!"

by Kimi-San July 18, 2006

eeyore

1.a kickass hidden song at the end of Scissors on Slipknots second album.

2.a depressed donkey

1.meet the man that made me, greet the can i came from, oh, the fucking sacred heart of jesus, blew it in a back room, feelin like a real goon, slam the fuck aside man, IM ON YOU'RE NOT!!

2.eeyore the donkey

by dan ramP October 7, 2006

Eeyoric

Adjective; moody, depressive or glum

Derived from Winnie The Poo character Eeyore.

I was Eeyoric when i realised you had gone for good.

by Icoe March 26, 2005