Ebenezer Ballsqueezer

A old man who gives you a physical at school and touches your balls.
I'm so happy i dont have to go to the Ebenezer Ballsqueezer to join the football team this year.
by DarkAce12598 October 30, 2010
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ebenezer pleaser

When you and your sexual partner(man or woman) both ejaculate into a cocktail type beverage container, and then share the contents as a nice post activity refreshment. (Works especially well if the woman is a squirter) this activity takes its name from the region it was founded in. A small rural community in georgia.
Lance, would you and jenny like to join meredith and I for a warm ebenezer pleaser this evening?
by vanillagorilla84 February 21, 2011
mugGet the ebenezer pleasermug.

ebenezered (screwed)

short term of Ebenezer screwed
which is derived from the character Ebenezer scrooge from the book and film A Christmas Carol.
your ebenezered, that guy whants to kick your ass.
im ebenezered screwed i got work tomorow and im pissed out of my head.
by mad1 April 16, 2005
mugGet the ebenezered (screwed)mug.

EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
mugGet the EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZERmug.

Ebenezer

Someone who easily gets angry or ill-tempered.
"Yo, dis bitch got all Ebenezer over my side piece."
by Abobafettish December 2, 2022
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Ebenezer Scrooged

The act of handcuffing your partner's feet and wrists to a metal bed frame and putting ear muffs on to deaden the noise from the metal on metal.
I totally Ebenezer Scrooged this chick after she told me to tie her down. She said her ears were ringing afterward!
by SconnieJoe January 29, 2024
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Ebenezer's scrooge

When you remove your genital pubic hair and place it in your mate's mouth during intercourse, or afterwards. It can either be swallowed by the mate, or can be glued on to the mate's face.
Since I've put that Ebenezer's scrooge on my girlfriend's face, every time I kiss her i can taste my penis.
by TheGuyWithALotOfTime October 20, 2010
mugGet the Ebenezer's scroogemug.

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