easy mac

porn on itunes

that one easy mac is only $9.99!!!!

by georgetheplant July 14, 2009

Easy Mac Vagina

The sound that a woman's vagina makes that resembles the sound that occurs when one stirs Easy Mac with a spoon, fork, or other utensil. When a woman has a Easy Mac Vagina, one can assume that she has a dirty vagina.

"Mady really needs to take a shower. She must have an Easy Mac Vagina."

by Emmett Strong December 13, 2008

The Easy Mac Paradox

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.

check please, my life everyday

by Kristin April 15, 2005

Easy-Peasey mac and cheesy

just like easy peasey lemon squeeze, but quirky

that was easy-peasey mac and cheesy 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

by marimia inc. July 23, 2020

Easy Mack

An Easy Mack is a guy who macks or hits on girls very quickly. He's always done in 60 seconds.

Drew: "Were you talking to Lola? I didn't even notice you left!"

Cole: "Hey man, call me Easy Mack cuz I'm done in 60 seconds"

by amcsports1 April 3, 2009

Easy-Mack

Someone who is easy to mack on or hook up with.

1.) Dude I hit that hard. She's totally easy-mack.

2.) I'm gonna get some tonight with that easy-mack.

by mackdonalds May 25, 2010

easymac

A girl that's easy to get with. A slut.

"Man that's some easymac right there!" *points to a girl*

by Dean Winbo March 18, 2011