East Jessamine Middle School was founded by nazis. its in hell but hell is shaped like a kentucky hole thing in that place thats like under canadad.It is run by drill sargent bill who is evil & fingers children named freddy. he picks it. he blows it.DSB (drill sargent bill) sucks (it) & after a hard days work of blowing/fingering children he goes 2 ur house & does ur mom. and then your sister. & sometimes the family pet. but if your lucky he just gives you a lolly pop. Strangers have the best candy though, not dsb. it will all be over soon, my pet, cause soon all the children will unite against dsb as like 800 or so kenny mcCormicks and like die and then he wont hav freddys to finger so he can die cause he will no longer hav a purpose in life.
sarah can type in the dark. because she learned it at ejms.
by agent smith July 3, 2004
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Filled of fake people.theres wanna bes.theres what me and my friends call 🐍snakes.everyone goes skating every Friday and Saturday.Juul cause they think it’s cuul.
Why is there toilets in the juul room it’s not cuul. East penn middle school is filled with wannabes
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Similar to East Grand Rapids High School, 95% of the people are white and rich. With this school is filled with bright minds and smart people, but no one cares and don’t do crap. In this school you will spend three years of your life with an insane amount of depression and be oppressed by the “popular boys”.
Look at those boys with their football hoodies and talking about fingering eachother, they must be from East Grand Rapids Middle School.
by maneating3423 October 13, 2021
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a school located in the middle of enola, pennsylvania. who mostly no one really knows about unless you attend there. its full of wanna be's and druggies, especially the high school. 1 out of 5 8th graders smoke pot with older people (high schoolers). every weekend youll find students at the olympic skating rink or driving/walking around with a blunt in their hand. its full of sluts, lesbians, and bisexual people. 1 out of 3 white kids act/pretend to be black. most preps dont get a long with the emo/scene kids. "love" relationships dont last and neither do friendships. by the time a student graduates...they have atleast done some type of drug once and lost their virginity.
"what are you doing friday?"
"going skating."
"what about saturday?"
"skating again."
"and sunday?"
"smoking some blunts."

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"where do you go to school?"
"east penn."
"where?"
"east pennsboro high school!"
"where is that at?"
"enola."
"what the hell?"

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"east pennsboro high/middle school"
by BetchaCantGuessWho March 8, 2010
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a place where there is a group of girls that thank their better than everybody but their not. They like to start drama and fight but their is a lot of blacks,mexcans,whites and etc. Everyone has at least lost their virginity their is girls with big butts that are whores and suck dick and bous like to get their penis wet.
by thtgirlruby May 11, 2018
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East middle school is located in Farmington hills , Michigan. This school is filled with kids who vape in the bathroom and people who say their gonna fight you about and never do. The school has been on the news a couple times ... and has a annoying fat assistant principal! But the school is not old and dirty like some of the other schools in the district... People have had sex in the band room there and stuff like that. The boys and girls there like to act gay towards their same gender but claim their just playing and they like to make fun of actual gay ppl. This school is actually fun asf if you attend their because of all the stuff that goes on. But we also do got a lot of hoes there and fat bully’s or people who think they run stuff. EAST CHANGES PEOPLE . If you go there for 1 year or more I guarantee you’ll learn a lot of stuff abt fake people,relationships and how to brush of mean things people say about you!
“Are you going to thst nice school , east middle school next year”
“No I heard the school is nice but the people there aren’t”
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Gbems, In grand blanc michigan is a fun little place filled with annoying ass people. All the girls are either weirdos, lululemon girls, or ghetto asf. Ur either super rich or super poor. And all the boys are weird af and ugly. We got pregnant 7th graders too, how? BC EVERYONES A HOE. too many ppl alr addicted to vaping and drinking n shit like yall are 13 calm down. The people at lunch are annoying af and the food tastes like shit. “Bacon sandwich” nigga tf thats not bacon its built like a piece of paper. If u go here i hate you a lot probably.
“Yeah im gonna start going to ems”

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Grand Blanc East Middle School is a disgusting place.đŸ«¶đŸŒ
by Juicypp March 15, 2023
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