Earphoria

The opposite of earrape. A term used to describe music that is beautiful and pleasant to the ears, something that may indeed inspire euphoria.

Asher: Have you heard this song? It's absolute earphoria!

by Silver Something June 30, 2022

bluetooth earphones

Prices of shit that don't work most of the time

These damn bluetooth earphones will not work fetch me a hammer

by Slenderman3954 December 25, 2017

earphone tone

the loud tone of voice someone unknowingly uses when listening to music due to the fact that they can't hear themselves talking

Jack, turn your music down and stop using your earphone tone!

by iCoinedThat1199 December 16, 2009

Orang-eapron

Similar to the endangered ginger Sumatran primate, the Orang-eapron is a near-humanoid species whose herds congregate in large out of town DIY warehouses. Possessing only rudimentary language skills, the Orang-eapron are slowly evolving and in some parts of the world are learning to use tools.

After forty-five years loyal service at the bank, Bert left on a bleak Friday afternoon with a tear in his eye and a carriage clock in his briefcase. Within two weeks, bored off his tits, he'd been recruited as an Orang-eapron and spent his days misdirecting customers and giving bad advice on home improvements. All at unbeatable prices.

by The Brown Piper May 2, 2007

Earphones

a sound receiver which is usually plugged into a portable music device that fit directly into your ear which feeds the music information without emitting sound out around you neighbors. It is more convenient that head phones, and you can share them more easily.

Bob: dum de dummmmmm dum duuu duuu dummmm DUMMMM

Joe: will u PLEASE get some earphones

by onewhodies November 16, 2010

earphone sex

When two people share the same set of earphones by using one each

After I had earphone sex with her, there was wax all over one of my headphones.

by the g stands for goodness January 1, 2009

Earphone-Itch

Earphone-itch occurs when one shares his or her headphones with another person and then developes infection due to ear bacteria when putting the headphones back into his or her own ear

Girl: Can I listen to that song again?

Guy:Ewww, no way you're gonna give me Earphone-itch

Girl: Oh okay :(

by BunnyFudgekins July 3, 2009