Ear Rape

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.

Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.

by gregben June 08, 2023

Ear Rape

When someone plays the band nickelback

Dude, turn that off! Nickelback just totally ear raped me!

by Audreeyyyyyyyyyyy July 28, 2011

Ear Rape

When someone tells someone else something against their will - "forcing" it into their ear, hence rape

Man, that cashier would not stop going on about her neighbors, she really ear raped me!

by Matt Burnham May 19, 2006

Ear Rape

Basically a loud-ass noise or Justin Bieber, destroying your ears, as i can't show a link, search up "Wake me up inside" and click a red skeleton with laser eyes.. I don't know honestly.

A random person that is wittnessing ear rape: FUCKING EAR RAPE OH GODDDD KILL ME

by FoxyTheFab November 08, 2016

Ear rape

Ear rape is a method used by VAGINEER, GAYPENIS, and other YouTube users.

Ear rape is a very loud sound played that can cause damage to the ear drum. It feels like you have been raped in the ear after the sound.

*Innocent kid watching troll.wmv*

*Two words pop up on the screen:*

EAR RAPE

*loud sound comes on, plays for 13 seconds, and the kid is screeching in pain from the extreme sound.*

by Unusually Vintage Dakolohs Bar August 14, 2011

Ear Rape

To be unintentionally involved in a one way conversation without being able to interject words and/or emotion.

The person being "ear raped" will have an overwhelming feeling of anxiety and time loss when able to escape the "ear rapist".

My brain is still tired from being ear raped for over an hour by Caidy last night.

by UrbanTingle January 27, 2017

Ear Rape

When you rape someone's ear, usually with a penis.

Man that guy totally stuck his cock in my ear, can you even report ear rape?

by whaahhahaha December 14, 2009