white earbuds

when two men ejaculate in a male or female recipient's ears

me and xenu gave katy perry white earbuds last night

by jexson spankins August 18, 2015

Slimy earbud

A sexual act in which one individual blocks another's individual's ear with cum, after performing otic sexual intercourse.

I'm never mating with David again, last time he gave me a "slimy earbud"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

Earbud blind

When a person who is fully aware that you are wearing earbuds and listening to music, but completely ignores them, thus continuing their conversation undeterred.

Guy 1: Hey should i drink Coke or Pepsi...
Guy 2: Listening to music
Guy 1: Well what do you think?
Guy 2: did u say something?
Guy 1: Yea i want to...
Guy 2: What are you, Earbud blind? go away.

by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

earbud poppers

pop-ups in between giraffes' ears.
These enable giraffes to have aerodynamic necks.

When the wind blows, the earbud poppers deflect the wind to the opposite direction so that the giraffes' necks do not bend and snap.

by Morry Krein April 15, 2011

Earbuds in a pocket

A term used to describe anything in a tangled mess like earbuds. Also, SHUT THE FUCK AIRPODS USERS WE GET IT

Yeah those Christmas lights are earbuds in a pocket

by YaBoyCheesecake May 14, 2019

wired earbuds

The most annoying thing ever

John was frustrated because his wired earbuds keep getting tangled

by Aaaaron S December 30, 2021

Earbud Method

An act of ear sex which involves turning an mp3 player or other sound device up to a very high volume and sticking it in a persons opposite ear, causing them to jerk thier head away, jamming thier ear onto your penis. Causes defness.

"I was so trashed last night, and I can't hear shit."
"Maybe someone gave you the earbud method"
"Oh fuck!"
"Thats what you get alley slut."

by ihadalife July 2, 2009