critters

1) Those ugly, scary 'things' from the movie.
2) Tiny creatures/animals.
3) Annoying little playgroup kiddies.

"Did you see that horror-like movie, The Critters?!"

"Those little critters are so sweet and furry."

"Those critters have stolen my bar of chocolate!"

by `tr4sh.Y February 20, 2004

Cage Fed Critters

Name given to young children of immigrants ripped from their mother's arms, abused,drugged and thrown into dirty little cages by ICE agents.

Donnie Trump bragged to his bae Putin about the cage fed critters on display in red states along the border. Even Putin couldn't resist calling donnie a rancid POS.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 22, 2018

counter critters

The people that sit at the counter in the resturant

waitress: those counter critters are losers.
other waitress: you got that right, they have no life

by loser2222 September 20, 2008

critters

Ecstacy tablets

I've been on the critters again and i'm fucked out of my head!

by REL74 February 10, 2010

Crittersniffer

A grown man,assumingly around the ages of 50-70, who lives in your woods and find little animals and gives them a quick smell and gets off to it

Hey man, I think I saw the crittersniffer last night with a raccoon.

That crittersniffer sure is my vote for congressman.

by Jod March 11, 2004

crispy critters

Memory loss due to smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. circa 1970s

Man does that dude has crispy critters, he can't even remember his own name.

by Fred Muggs July 29, 2011

eShitters

The real name for eCritters, a shitty online pet site that looks like Neopets Year One did some acid, forgot everything they ever learned about style or visual appeal, and died, its corpse ravaged by maggots and scavengers.

This website sucks, but at least it's not eShitters.

by tartlicious September 6, 2010