dyslexism

A rather long preamble to the main point of what someone is trying to say. It's the story before the story that people with dyslexia often find themselves telling before they can tell you the thing they wanted to tell you.

A lot of dyslexisms end with the phrase, "..Wait, what were we talking about?" or, "...I'm sorry, I've lost my train of thought."
A stranger asked me a question the other day and I found myself talking to her for about 15 minutes before she interrupted and said, "Can you please just answer my question?" Embarrassed, I asked that she forgive me my dyslexism and to please repeat the question.

She replied, "Yes, of course!" then repeated her question, "Are you in line for the bathroom?"
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Dyslexism

When you dont know how to read or type big sentences.
Your friend:Hey
You: i um hi

Your friend: Whats wrong
You: I HAVE DYSLEXISM
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Chloe is such a dyslexic chode
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adj, verb
1. becoming dyslexic; the process where you constantly type or write letters in a different order than you intended.
2. the process of learning something and getting the processes completely ass-backwards (in reference to graph movements etc.)
I am dyslexical today, as I have 5 typos in that last sentence.


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Dyslexic person: hi, i'm dyslexic
Normal person: wow, what a spastic
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An excuse used by people of various careers to rationalize their failures or shortcomings. This term came into existence during the “Soccer Mom” generations, as American mothers were scrambling for a reason as to why their children were so stupid.
That fellow isn’t dyslexic; he’s just an idiot.
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You’re dyslexic ✋🙄”
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