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Post Wank Decision

Sometimes an important decision needs to be made, but sometimes a woman is involved and can affect a gent's decision making process - essentially he starts to think more with his cock and less with his head.

In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!
Chez: "Dude, I really don't know if I should take the bitch back; I mean she gave great brain on the regular, but is that a good enough reason to take her back?"

Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."
by the_session May 20, 2009
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Bad Decision Express

Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.
Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!
by Noah Plakun March 26, 2008
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The Decision

An hour-long waste of time in which Lebron James and his ego announced on ESPN that he was taking his talents to South Beach and joining the Miami Heat.

After the Decision, he teamed up with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade for the world's biggest circle-jerk in history.
I wanted to watch SportsCenter for highlights of the baseball game, but they did nothing but talk about The Decision all day.
by jrolley325 August 17, 2010
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decision fatigue

When you are required to make so many decisions in your work life you no longer can make simple decisions in your private life.
He could not decide on what or where he wanted to eat dinner because Kris had decision fatigue.
by helliot September 21, 2011
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dynista

Look at how much white stains he has on his Miku plushies. He must be a dynista.
by yutyutyutyee July 29, 2017
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dynisha

a pretty lady and independent and dont depend on the next person stays to her self and dont need a boyfriend to help her with anything
dynisha is so independent
by jdjdbrbrjdbdhd January 1, 2021
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dyliston

an insufficiently sized shaft (penis). in such a case, the package cannot be properly used in any means to please anybody.

ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.

individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.

and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.
1. my boyfriend and i were about to have sex for the first time. he undressed, i laughed and said, "how do you expect to get laid if you have a dyliston?"

2. i heard this girl went to fool around with that guy at the party, but she walked out when she noticed he had a dyliston!
by willan February 27, 2011
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