dumpkin

Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from someone sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Yo, my girl and I had Mexican for dinner last night, and when we came home, she gave me the fattest dumpkin ever.

by Dean and the Nighthawk March 7, 2005

dumpkin

1. (n). a malicious crap taken into the top of a carved pumpkin on Halloween.

2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".

Last halloween John took a dumpkin in Janes Jack-O-Lantern to pay her back for being such a bitch, but she found out and baked him a dumpkin pie.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

upper dumpkin

When your taking a shit in the tank of a toilet(upper deck) while getting a blow job(blumpkin).

I never knew I could get an upper dumpkin in the church bathroom.

by Halfmoonsports November 27, 2013

drumpkin

Getting a blow job while taking a dump and drinking a beer

I was getting a blumpkin then cracked open beer to make it a drumpkin

by Doctor Barens August 20, 2010

Humpty Dumpkin

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.

"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

by Pinksocker69 September 13, 2004

dumpkin

Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from a girl sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Last night, after going out to eat at Bobby Big Sleep's Burrito Barn with my girlfriend and her best friend, all 3 of us had the runs, so, when we came home, my girl gave me a dumpkin while I glass-bottomed boat her best friend.

by Nighthawk and the Dean March 21, 2005

dumpkin

A pumpkin with a large shit taken on top of it. Preferably by a dog, but any other kind of animal (Or filthy human) works, too.

When he let his dog into the pumpkin patch, it became a dumpkin patch soon after.

by Princess Lightbulb October 3, 2009