the dwight school

the first IB school in the country, gained a poor reputation due to its policy of accepting students who had been kicked out of their previous schools on short notice (an act of kindness) not only composed of kids kicked out of other schools, but in fact also composed of an array of international students and boasts one of the most diverse student communities of most upper east/west side private schools. Also boasts a good athletic program.

The IB program is the most rigorous, recognized, and admired educational program in the world (by FAR more rigorous then the SATs) and seeing as The Dwight School was the first of its kind in the United States if we are dumb white kids getting high together i can only imagine how smart kids from other schools are

by Samnit3 December 28, 2007

the dwight school

1. an elite co-ed private school located on upper west side
2. all students attending there were either kicked out of their previous school, weren't accepted anywhere else, or else there would be no reason to go there.
3. knownfor the students' stupidity world-wide. We know this for a fact because Paris hilton attended this school after being kicked out of Sacred Heart
4. stands for;
D-umb
W-hite
I-diots
G-etting
H-igh
T-ogether

gossip girl: so where are you going for high school?
guy: oh horace-mann...
gossip girl: wow that's unbelievable! all the guys from your school are like going to legit amazing schools!!!
guy: yeah everyone except for mac hes going to the dwight school...
gossip girl: oh well that makes sense cuz he IS a dumb white idiot that likes to get high...

by McLovin'12345 October 3, 2007

Dwight Schrute

A smart and Capable Man

Person 1: Have you heard of that great beet farmer named Dwight Schrute
Person 2: You mean that wonderful salesman?
Person 1: Yes!

by anonyous3 December 26, 2020

Dwight Kurt Schrute

The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?

Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "

*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."

by dksfan April 14, 2010

Dwight Howard Style

Noun: in which a man puts a superman cape on his penis, takes his balls, and slams them into a womans mouth with all his force, in verb form: Dwight Howarded

dude, last night i totally got it on Dwight Howard style with your mom, i think i might have broken one of her teeth

did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West

by jmoneygreatestrapper December 30, 2009

dwight k schrute

beet farmer

paper sales man

dwight k schrute you ignorant slut

by i love the office May 12, 2018

dwight yokum shuffle

made famous by country singer dwight yokum.shuffling of feet in a stealthy way to sneak up on people.

Darrel did the dwight yokum shuffle in the lunch line.

by Darrel January 1, 2005