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Dutchling 

Dutchling (plural Dutchlings) describes a person born in or possessing citizenship of the Netherlands who has not yet reached legal age (i.e., 0-18). The expression is created by a combination of the word "Dutch" and the derivational affix "-ling" as in "duckling".
Soon after birth, Dutchlings learn how to ride a bike and grow tulips.

On Koningsdag, the streets are full of Dutchlings attempting to purchase alcohol without the need to confirm their legal age.

Strange Dutchman 

This duality is derived from two phrases. The first beeing the "The Stanger". Where one sits on his hand until all feeling is lost, then masturbates with said hand giving the feeling of a stanger doing the work.

The second part of this is derived from the "Dutch Rudder" where one grabs his erect penis and has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of masturbation.

The Strange Dutchman is a combination of both, Where one sits one his hand until all feeling is lost, grabs his erect penis, and then has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of insanely awsome masturbation.
penis hand grip homo Strange Dutchman
Strange Dutchman by Scorebot 5000 December 18, 2009

Flying Dutchman

When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman!
Flying Dutchman by hayseuss July 10, 2005

Squirting Dutchman 

The process of biting herpes open with your teeth, and then using the puss that erupts from them as lubrication for anal sex.
Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.
Squirting Dutchman by Kiros7800 August 17, 2006

Sneaky Dutchman 

The act of farting in bed, then sneaking out the covers turning on the bedroom lights so the sleeping partner pulls the covers over thier head giving themselves a Dutch Oven
As I left for work I let Shelley with a Sneaky Dutchman

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland 

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"