When you have someone jack you off by grabbing your arm and moving it up and down whilst all you do is hold your peen.
Presents a less gay alternative if some guy handjob-raped you. Maybe you could barter with him and offer a dutch rudder as a less gay option so you could preserve some of your dignity.
by Sicky from SanAn March 17, 2009
Get the Dutch Ruddermug. To provide assistance.
by The real Webster Collegiate March 9, 2010
Get the Dutch Ruddermug. The act of being carbon coppied on company wide congradulatory emails causing digital waste. This term is also prevelant when the person being praised is not the one who did the work.
Dude, did are you getting these emails? Looks like Steve is getting Dutch Ruddered over the hard work I did.
by sMs021 July 31, 2009
Get the Dutch rudderedmug. When someone comes up with an idea (like at work) that will benefit mainly them self and they hand the actual work off to someone else.
Getting Dutch Ruddered:
Dustin: "I think that if we stored all the files in one location, I could process the reports faster."
Chris: "That is a really good idea."
Dustin: "So do you mind clearing out your schedule for the rest of the day and start moving the files?"
Dustin: "I think that if we stored all the files in one location, I could process the reports faster."
Chris: "That is a really good idea."
Dustin: "So do you mind clearing out your schedule for the rest of the day and start moving the files?"
by modenaPSU April 6, 2009
Get the Dutch Ruddermug. It is when a male puts his hand on his penus like he would masterbait then the female moves his arm for him
by jamestown123345454 May 13, 2009
Get the Dutch Ruddermug. Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.
Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"
by Bigsticky December 15, 2016
Get the Caribbean Dutch Ruddermug. When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim
by derpslayer88 March 27, 2015
Get the Digital Dutch Ruddermug.