Dutch Oven

1. The act of passing flatulence while tightly bundled under covers or in a sleeping bag with another individual, thus creating a warm, pungent pocket of gas that is incredibly unpleasant to be party to.

2. An awful cooking show on RFD-TV ("Rural America's Most Important Network") mocked on a weekly basis by Joel McHale of The Soup.

1. My girlfriend kicked me out on the street after I gave ger a Dutch Oven last night. She still can't get the smell out of her hair.

2. Dutch Oven is the most unintentionally hilarious television program out there.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. February 24, 2008

dutch oven

When a person lying in bed with spouse pulls the covers all the way over their head & farts.

"She didn't want to wake up, so I put her in the dutch oven for a minute and watched her struggle to full consciousness."
*true story.

by Emcee Forz September 18, 2008

dutch oven

the act of farting under the cover and pulling it over another person's head

Timmy farted under the cover gave kori a Dutch oven/

by ks143 October 17, 2008

Dutch Oven

A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned 'why' this is sexual, the answer is not known.

'Did you see the ambulance round Big James Kendall's house? Aparently he 'dutch ovened' his girlfried on the back of a night out in a curry house. She nearly died, twice.'

by Will Atkinson March 17, 2008

a dutch oven

To silently fart under the duvet, jump out of bed, run around to your partner and push your buttocks to their face as if going to fart. Your partner will, out of instinct, dive under the duvet straight into the ambush of whiff. A perfect dutch oven.

The missus has PMS, I'll reward her later with a dutch oven.

by Poleyhants January 31, 2007

Dutch Oven

when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

girl: what did you get me for valentines day
guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN!!!!

by hooplah February 19, 2004

dutch oven

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!

by Heinkel Winkle July 30, 2004