Dumb Cunt Wish

1. Wanting something that there is no point in having.

Jesse: So what does your girlfriend want now?

Lee: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.

Jesse: OMG WTF? For a commuter?

Lee: Yea... its a fucking Dumb Cunt Wish but she will have it no doubt.

Jesse: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....

by lhm December 12, 2008

dumbcuntery

The practice of saying or doing things that resemble a "dumb cunt." Dumbcuntery is often used to describe people who respond to Twitter trend topics with extremely bad grammar, as well as people who play games such as Farmville and Mafia Wars on MySpace and Facebook, although, dumbcuntery can be far-reaching and not limited to such idiotic practices. While it has not been scientifically proven, many renowned experts argue that its origins can be traced back to reality TV shows such as The Real World and The Jerry Springer Show.

I have never seen such mass dumbcuntery in my life as I have in this episode of Jersey Shore.

by carry_the_zero February 11, 2010

Dumb Cunt Wish

1. When a person (male or female) wants something rediculous that there is absolutely no point in having.

J: So what does your girlfriend want now?
L: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
J: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
L: Yea... its a Dumb Cunt Wish. But you know she is going to get it.
J: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....

by lhm December 9, 2008

Dumb Cunt

If you get called a Dumb Cunt just go fuck ya self

mate your a fucking dumb cunt

by Nick Redboy November 19, 2016

dumb cunt

Both male and females can be one. Characturised by the severity of the blunder or idiotic act performed by that person. Another attribute is the frequency of reacuring blunders and idiotic acts performed.

Sharon Dyer (of Keswick) you lied one to many times you Dumb Cunt.

I can`t belive how many times you do such Dumb Cunt things Sharon....

You really are a Dumb Cunt (insert name here)

by Dewango February 19, 2008

Dumb Cunt Driver School

or DCDS. The driving school that some women must have gone to based on there utter lack of understanding of how to operate a motor vehicle or share the road with others.

After taking up 2/3 of the road and not allowing anyone by "she must have gone to Dumb Cunt Driver School to learn how to do that".
Or a woman pulls around a utility truck without looking for oncoming traffic so you almost end up in a head on collision then motions you to back up out of her way. She must have gone to a Dumb Cunt Driver School

by Pennyslvania Driver October 25, 2007

dumb cunt

A female (usually attractive) that seems to always manage getting involved with the worst kind of guys (druggies, alcoholics, wiggers, mexicans, etc.). It is bewildering to most because she has more going for her in life and several advantages that she doesn't use much to the dismay of her family and friends that love her. Her record of relationships has only given her heartache and STD's from all of her asshole loser boyfriends cheating on her. She is usually a victim of low self-esteem and an easy target for such losers to prey on. She harbors deliusions of "changing" him into a respectable man (her deliusons are only that -- she has no idea it is impossible) make her feel important in the relationship and that her loser boyfriend really needs her when he could give a flying fuck about her until he's got a hard on.

She sure is pretty, but look at that dumb ass loser guy she's with -- she's one dumb cunt for dating that wigger unemployed drug dealing booze drinking std giving asshole

by Foxy Funderburke October 5, 2009