Stupid Dumb Dick

When your stroke game is so on point durring sex your D is so amazing her facial expressions resemble that of a person with an IQ lower than 20

Frat bro 1 : " brahh!! I smashed that hottie from the party last night!!"

Frat boy 2 : " Ooooh Fuck yea bud!!! Dis you gove her that Stupid Dumb Dick??"

Frat boy 1 : " bro she looked like she had bobble eyes "

by 69plus2minus2 May 31, 2017

dick dumb

female version of "pussy whipped"

Damn, Melissa Nurse he got you dick dumb, you really have to leave now.

by BoxOhell December 1, 2009

dick dumb

Really good sex. Sex that will have you thinking about it all day long. Sex that will have you forgetting your name and bumping into stuff.

Girl, that sex was so good he’s got me dick dumb.

by Moonchild169 March 31, 2020

Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck

1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.

2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.

Plural:

1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks

2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers

Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker

1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"

2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"

3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"

4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"

5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"

Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"

Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"

by Jackette55 November 30, 2009

Dick dumb

That feeling of overwhelming elation after numerous orgasims provided by a skilled stickman.

Susan was struck dick dumb after a particularly vigorous intimate session with her partner.

by Muzigal May 9, 2018

Dick Dumb

When a female puts everything last for penis! They don’t care what’s at stake the dick comes first.

She give this dude every thing she dick dumb

by Anonnnnamysot May 8, 2022

Dumb dickhead

The upmost form of being a low IQ dickhead.

Example in a sentence: Donald Trump is a dumb dickhead.

by Yerrooo November 2, 2018