douchewad

somebody who you think is completly retarded and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. And whose stupidity can only be matched by how ugly they are!!

Uninhibitedly idiotic enough to completely alter the gravitational pull of the earth!!

Kaitlyn Southward,

"Kaitlyn you are being a complete and utter douchewad!! Stop talking."

by TalorVaugh&&Samothy December 23, 2006

douchewaffle

What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.

How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.

by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009

Douchewater

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.

"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"

by austen p August 20, 2006

DucheTastic

A person who is super duche, therefore adding the tastic to duche.

He is so duchetastic.

by Everybody\Speaks\B\e\e\r June 19, 2010

Nazi DoucheWaffle

A person who has surpassed douchebag and douchewaffle, the highest tier of douchebaggery.

Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.

by gangster_gramps August 28, 2014

duchebaggeries

things that people commit when they are being a duche bag.

'this duchebaggeries are getting out of hand.'
-quoted from the drummer of I Will Kill You Fucker.

by hacesucio May 1, 2006

douchewaffle

One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all.

That fag is such a douchewaffle, his shit isn't fuckin' funny and he is a dick.

by War1986 May 4, 2005