drunktweeting

The process of leaving tweets on Twitter while intoxicated, or heavily under the influence. Closely associated with drunkdialing.

Bob: Man, your tweets last night were insane!
Joe: Ah, dude my bad. I was so shit faced last night, I was drunktweeting.

by CalaiaSassyBack January 7, 2010

drunktardia

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.

Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia

by usa1ders July 6, 2015

drunkstumbling

A normal form of ambulation in the mind of the drunk.

Anticipating a coordination challenge primarily because her drunkstumbling has led to falling so many times, our drunktard neighbor’s husband has moved absolutely everything away from the front porch entry.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Italian drumstick

The act of pounding your head against someone's butt

As we exited the plane, I got totally Italian drumsticked by Jacob with his camera helmet.

by dr.albe January 3, 2012

Drugstore Vodka

Something you buy for a person to make them forget things.

Person 1: "You know what you should get them, Drugstore Vodka."
Person 2: "I love a gift that makes someone say, 'Where am I? What happened?'"

by Jamali November 19, 2007

drunktioning

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

Dunstanese

Dunstanese refers to all the boring, insufferable, never ending religious monologues one is subjected to during religious ceremonies. It is derived from the name of Saint Dunstan, Archbishop of Canterbury between 959 and 988 AD, the sharpest pain in every English King’s arse, the absolute worst fun sponge in human history, a pious pompous old windbag whose ridiculous inventions still bore us to this very day.

I was so looking forward to watching King Charles III’s Coronation but the insufferable interludes of Dunstanese by the Archbishop of Canterbury rather discouraged my excitement.

by ILikeMandalorians May 6, 2023