Drunkass

When an individual appears and acts drunk or just generally crazy while they're not under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Usually caused by lack of sleep

Linda: thE UNICORNS ARE BREAKING INTO THE HOUSE AND STEALING ALL OF MY DISHSOAP!!

Hank: Linda, are you drunkass again? It's almost 5am, go to bed.

Linda: IM LAUGHING AT THE WALLS

by rebkedavra March 13, 2016

Second-Hand Drunkness

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.

At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."

by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007

Drunkenstein's Monster

A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.

A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.

Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.

by Fritopia March 18, 2009

drunkness

1.(adj) resembling one who is intoxicated, but not actually being under the influence. Severe cases of drunkness occer generally very late at night when subjects are tired. Hallucinations are common, also feelings of euphoria and altered visions of reality. Those who are drunk are usually very creative in a very sick sort of way.

Hey!!! instead of saying "pants", pretend the english language has no 'n' and say "pamts".

Jesus fuck!! We are so damn drunk!

by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

drunkenstoned

The art of being drunk and stoned at the same time, while feeling undead.

(Last game of drunk-pilot)
Dude 1: Hey dude, you're drunkenstoned.
Dude 2: Urrrrhgghh.

by beef_yo April 2, 2010

Drunkelstiltskin

Someone with a useful set of skills, especially a rare sought-after talent, that is completely useless because they are drunk all the time.

Example 1:
Rumpelstiltskin: I'm here to spin all that straw into gold and save the miller's daughter. Hey, do you have any meds for a headache? I have a killer hangover.
Miller's friend: Dude, you smell like booze. Also, she's dead already. The King hanged her on Sunday.
Rumpelstilskin: Awwww, noooo! Really!? But I can spin the straw into gold like the King wants.
Miller's friend: That would have been useful 3 days ago when you said you'd be here.
Rumpelstiltskin: Aw man. I'm so sorry. I feel so bad about this.
Miller's friend: Yeah. Nice job, Drunkelstiltskin.
Rumpelstiltskin: I feel so bad. I need a drink.

Example 2:
John: I need some help with my Calculus homework. Do you know anyone that is taking Calculus this semester?
Bob: Well, that dude over there has a Ph.D in Mathematics. I'm sure he could help you.
John: A Ph.D, seriously? Where is he!?
Bob: He's that guy over there in the recliner chair.
John: You mean that passed out guy sitting in the chair with barf dripping down the arm of the chair?
Bob: Yep. That's him. Drunkelstiltskin is a fuckin' math genius!
John: ...

by Beavis Comeavis January 30, 2019

Second Hand Drunkness

When you yourself are not drinking but are around people that are, and as a result their drunkedness rubs off on you.

I was hanging out with that raging whore too much that i started to feel second hand drunkness

by Smalls555555555 June 10, 2011