Jesus Droppings

Easter Eggs

When dad mowed the lawn today, he tore up some of those Jesus Droppings we never found at the Easter egg hunt last year.

by Sageindigo March 1, 2009

rat droppings

Taco bell, McDonalds, and Burger King.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

Calendar Droppings

Purposely planting awkward and embarrasing meetings in your co-workers Outlook calendar for everyone to see.

Dude, I have a GILF date with Joe's grandmother tonight? And a prostate exam right after? I think I'm the victim of some calendar droppings.

by reliefpitcher June 24, 2008

womb droppings

Despised human beings

I won’t mention the womb droppings you get that bar!

by anonymous October 9, 2020

womb droppings

Despicable people

You wouldn’t believe the womb droppings they get in that bar!

by anonymous October 9, 2020

womb droppings

Despicable people

You wouldn’t believe the womb droppings they get in that bar!

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Fanny droppings

Children

I gave my wife a birthday card an said she can have her presents when her fanny droppings wake up.

by Emanuel the Spaniel October 22, 2023