draining the lizard

a procedure in which the human male urinates

peeing
urinating
taking a leak

by austexman August 3, 2005

Draining The Love Spuds

Masturbation

I got so bored at home today, I just sat draining the love spuds.

by ThaPlayah April 9, 2009

Draining the Lily

a woman urinating

Heard outside of walmart " she's in draining the lily"

by gsmac February 24, 2012

draining the moat

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

Draining the juice

The sexual process in which a female literally drains a man of his milky protein shake by making him climax continuously to the point he which he can climax no more.

Ex). Person 1: How was it last night?
Person 2: Man it was crazy. She just kept draining the juice.

by thechocolateangel June 2, 2015

Draining the Ocean

When you want to get ripped and finish a joint so you squat down next to some large body of water, move your arm like a robot, and take massive drags on the joint.

“Bro, my lungs are killing me after I started Draining the Ocean last night by the river.”

by CalebAnd September 25, 2018

draining the train

taking a pee, piss, or wizz

"What are you doing?" "Eh I was just draining the train"

by le jenn April 17, 2010