Douchedemic

A term describing an increasing amount of douche-bags in a common hang-out.

Me: "C'mon, Dave, let's get outta here man, this place is a douchedemic."

Dave:"I heard that."

by teabagger5000 May 11, 2009

douched on

verb: to assert yourself on top of another in the douchiest way possible, by any means necessary.

Dude, Hunter totally douched on Dylan the other day.

by yo_unice August 22, 2011

Douchedad

A father, step father, grandfather or frat guy with a dad bod who displays particularly douchey characteristics.

60-year-old Greg: *whistles at girl while walking down the street*
Girl: F***ing douchedad. *rolls eyes deeply into the back of her head*

by proughtnotpreached March 4, 2017

douchedom

The state of being a douche.

John Edwards has reached the pinnacle of douchedom.

by KGz November 9, 2003

douchedick

A male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. Also a guy who blocks your cock so he can try only to fail in the end.

Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"

by EdgarMayneeeeeeee January 30, 2008

douchedar

The keen sense that some individuals have that allows them to sense or spot other people who are douchebags. The sense allows them to potentially identify douchebags even when the douchebag maybe trying to conceal their doucheness

The guy walked in the door and my douchedar was going off like crazy and that was before I even saw his trucker hat and popped collar.

by senior dirty sanches April 16, 2008

douched

To be screwed over in a displeasing way

Dude those tickets are over priced... yah I know I got douched.

by Josh Takko July 31, 2005