douchealouche

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.

What are you doin, douchealouche??

by Pacman October 29, 2004

douchelord

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.

Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!

by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011

doucheplosion

When a place is crawling with douchebags and the skanks they rode in on.

I don't want to go to that bar: that place is a total doucheplosion.

by repressd September 10, 2009

Doucheolous monkitoes

The scientific term used for "douch monkey".

"Gosh, my english teacher is such a doucheolous monkitoes, he assigns way too much homework!"

by Desserts January 11, 2015

douchicle

the long, pointed goatee often found dangling from the chins of douchecycle riders with mega-piercings/body mods; also favored by those hanging at graphic novel shops.

That bro'torcycle bag died his douchicle silver to match the carpet

by NativityNinja January 1, 2011

douchily

Acting in a douche-like behavior; behaving like a douchebag.

The people in that club were all dancing douchily.

by puablo1 November 23, 2010

douchalopikus

Another way to describe a guy who is a douche bag
(doosh-a-lop-cuss)

That guy is a douchalopikus, What a freakin douchalopikus

by 1524p December 8, 2007