douchewank

The mix of a douchebag and a jack off ( or a wank off); a jerk or dick

I’m not trying to be a douchewank but…
You’re a big douchewank…

by Lorlormfye June 13, 2021

Douchebanger

Person that has anal sex with a Douchebag OR A Douchemoron.

Go screw your douchebag boyfriend you douchebanger.

by shoromeo December 21, 2008

Douchewaddery

Behaivior unbecoming of an upstanding member of society, behavior meant to emotionally traumatize and or hurt a female of your acquaintance. General portrayal of extreme assholiness

That man is a master of Douchewaddery...

Do you think he has a PhD in Douchewaddery?

by TIREDOFJERKS March 18, 2010

douchenannerpuss

(v)-to douche during nannerpuss.

"i did something really embarrassing today..."
"what?"
"douchenannerpuss"
"omfg!"

by Bridgette?! March 9, 2009