douchenaggery

The act of expressing one's personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.

Dan's douchenaggery reached it's apex when he suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.

by MAB75 June 17, 2009

douchenogger

a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans.

some synonyms are: douche, douchebag, and nogmonster.
("nogmonster" is more of an elevated term, but is a synonym nonetheless.)

a commonly used shortening of this word is: "nog" (not to be confused with the racial slur)

that guy over there looks like a complete douchenogger. i think we should come back later. i'd rather not listen to his shitty ipod stereo all afternoon.

by Befera August 5, 2011

Douchebaggage

Eye candy on the arm of a douchebag.

Check out the douchebaggage on Todd. I bet he had to pay for that. He couldn't fit that douchebaggage in the overhead compartment.

by Not Douchebaggage October 31, 2009

douchebaggage

intangible things, feelings, or circumstances that cause one to behave in a douchey manner

When you come in here you need to check your douchebaggage at the door.

by xfit kid September 25, 2010

Douchenugget

A person who is so unbelievably douchy, only a nugget can describe them.

Yeah man, i tried talking to him but hes such a douchenugget he just ignored me.

by el douch December 22, 2010

Douchebaggary

(Verb) Something really fucked up.

Thats just a bunch of douchebaggary.

by LauraGoesBANG January 12, 2009

douchebigalow

Insult for someone clumsy.

A word for a manwhore or whore that does shifty things with many people.

Word making fun of the movie Duece Bigalow.

person 1:(spills drink on friend)
Person 2: "Way to go douchebigalow."

"Get the fuck out of here you douchebigalow."

by Jesth December 26, 2008