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Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."
by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009
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Doucheface

1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.

With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
by evilspyguy July 20, 2012
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douchefactory

even worse than a douchebag, it's the place where douchebags are maufatured. Places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.
That new club is a total douchefactory.
Matt is such a douchefactory
by The AdventureMan February 26, 2009
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doucheface

a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.
Dude, you took the last of the coffee! Your such a doucheface!
by sniggerrig May 17, 2006
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douchface

douchface is someone who shares similar characters as a douchbag, but his/her face is F**king ugly too!
OMG, your ex is such a douchface!
by dxxxx January 5, 2008
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douchefaucet

a douchebag-like person, basically a douchebag from Northern New York State who does something to either piss you off or cause you hardship. An alternative to douchebag in the North Country.
Man, you know Travis, he was being a douchebag, but the real asswipe of the group was that mustached, douchefaucet Frank with his prick facial hair. He looked as much of an asshole as he acted.
by Ry@n February 15, 2008
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doucheface mcassbag

When some one acts like a douche and makes an ass out of them selves.
When some one thinks they're hot shit. They're being a doucheface mcassbag
by brisleazy March 10, 2016
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